In India Karma was good to me, allowing me an uneventful trip and a safe return, but as soon as I returned – it turns away from me... Was it taken away by the National Security Administration at customs, or did it slip out from the broken zipper on the newly-purchased suitcase? Did it expire, like an Indian SIM card? Or did I use up all my credit? What if it's only valid in India? That wouldn't be good...

In fact, it hasn't been good. First, there was glass all over the car; and the window was missing. But they only took a roll of quarters, about $10. Crack heads! Now, I have to rely on BART and the kindness of others to get around for the few precious days I'm in SF.

Then, my eye turns red! I will assume it's a punishment for having a Bad Optometrist (ask m,e if you want references). A Bad Optometrist is someone who cannot id an eye infection in it's early stages, so that it turns into a Red Eye. A BAd Optometrist will follow manufacturer's reccomendations, instead of FDA suggested use guidelines. He/she will give incomplete instructions for use and storage of contact lenses, and never once in over two years check UNDER the lid for vital signs.  And FINALLY and most importenly – a Bad Optometrist is someone, who doesn’t response to his/her EMERGENCY contact number! It’s been 9 ½ hours and I’m still waiting…

Obviously it's OVER b/w us! I wonder what Karma awaits the Bad Optometrist?